Anonymous asked: You leave soon on a long journey. I bless you, by the power of the Time Lords and of Mapple and of MorMor in my closet, by the amount of heterosexuality in Sherlock, by the physical strength necessary for Olympic laundry, by the deadly force within a death frisbee, and by the blessed cheekbones of Benedict Cumberbatch. Please don't die.

Indeed I do leave in few hours, but fear not! With blessing such as these and provided the mermaids don’t get me, I shall return sometime next week.

Anonymous asked: John, this is Anderson. I just asked Mrs. Hudson where you and Freak were, and I never want to think about the things she told me again. So, if you could, please bathe in sanitizer or do something to clean the Freak off of you and get over to the morgue please. -Anderson

We’ll come to the morgue when you call Sherlock by his name, Anderson. And please, do dwell good and hard on whatever it is Mrs. Hudson told you; more than likely she made it up, but Sherlock finds it incredibly amusing when you’re uncomfortable because of us. J

nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:

mustbethegreatest:

Loki: Hush there, Doctor. I know your heart. I know your fears, your hopes, your disappointments. They are all a part of being a mortal. Don’t you want to let go? Don’t you want to be free? Free of pain. Free of hurt. Free of loss? You have heart Doctor… I like that.

This sent a shiver down my spine and I just don’t understand why.

(via geothebio)

incises:

one time i went on a date

no i didn’t

(via geothebio)

castiel-sherlock-watson:

Two ghosts by ~oirbmeamu

Anonymous asked: Don't let me catch you two making out on the roof again. -MH

How— ah. CCTV. Huh.
*ehem*
Right.
Sorry, Mycroft. J

Anonymous asked: John, I am goint to have to ask you and Sherlock to calm your behavior in public. Honestly, it's simply not decent. -MH

I wouldn’t really call it ‘public’; the rooftop was pretty secluded, and it’s not as if we were up to anything terrible in the first place. J

(Source: t3hz0mb3h, via geothebio)

shiverelectric:

walkamongstthestars:

ishipjohnlock247:

the-improbable-truth:

Midterms are over! Time to celebrate with something silly.

“Life with Sherlock” — A Mockumentary

by The-Improbable-Truth

Tried my best to lipsync so the dialogue is a bit weird…

bloody awesome!!

I WANTED THIS TO BE REAL SO BADLY

(via ninjaharmony)

shiverelectric:

walkamongstthestars:

ishipjohnlock247:

the-improbable-truth:

Midterms are over! Time to celebrate with something silly.

“Life with Sherlock” — A Mockumentary

by The-Improbable-Truth

Tried my best to lipsync so the dialogue is a bit weird…

bloody awesome!!

I WANTED THIS TO BE REAL SO BADLY

(via ninjaharmony)

ibeggedformercytwice:

sherlockonbbc:

 

That awkward moment when Steven Moffat claimed you didn’t need a back-story to know a character and Benedict went like EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKnotagreeeiiing. 

I’m with you on this, Benedict. One hundred percent. It’s sad how much I go into depth but it’s important otherwise I cannot know my character. I don’t feel comfortable in my character. I have to know the back story and understand it. 

Silly, Moffat.

(via ninjaharmony)

frostprinceloki:

hollowfrost:

footmeetsface:

The last one omg hahaha

HURAHAUGHRAHAAUGHHURAHUGHAG!

My life. 

Domestic Avengers; in which Natasha loses a bet to Steve and is forced to dress up patriotically.

(Source: resident-vamp, via ninjaharmony)

hackedmotionsensors:

Clint, this doesn’t mean you’re being replaced. It just means there’s more people to love in this family.

(via hash--slinging--slasher)

shazzbaa:

I have this theory on the Elements of Harmony in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and I’ve mentioned it before, but ever since watching Friendship is Witchcraft I’ve wanted to share that theory:

That the ponies’ Elements are not actually their strengths.

So here is a rambling essay on this thought! I KNOW IT’S LONG BUT I WANTED TO SHOW MY WORK.

This theory came about approximately how you’d imagine it would - my brother pointed out to me that Rainbow Dash is, by virtue of being exceedingly blunt, the most honest pony of the group… while Applejack’s insistence on sticking by her friends and family and the way things have always been done makes her easily the most loyal. The obvious question: WHY ARE THEIR ELEMENTS SWITCHED.

(Applejack also probably lies more than any other pony on the show, even if she’s incredibly terrible at it, but I’ll get to that in a minute.)

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